AARRG!

So I was reading the news online today and found an interesting story. Apparently a dead pirate (no joke) washed up on shore. He had $153,000.00 dollars stuffed in one of his pockets!! I was thinking how horrible it must be to be a pirate, you have to walk around saying 'Aarrg' and 'shiver me timbers' and 'walk the plank'. But the booty is awesome, $153,000.00 awesome!

Now I understand that real pirates are bad guys and take hostages, so I don't recommend becoming one.; but WOW what I would do with all that money. Now if I could only find out how to make that kind of money while not being into any illegal activity.